a brother in law would be sweet!

I was thinking today, that i need a brother in law. I have a sister in law, and she is a ton of fun, but a brother in law could beat people up for me, and he would be married to my sister so he could make her call me more often.

Let me describe my ideal brother in law.

If you're out there, please read this aloud, it will probably help with the process of determining if you are him (i.e. if you actually are reading this aloud, give yourself 1 point!)

ok, second, my brother in law would have to be patient (not a hospital patient, but a willing to wait kinda guy) that's 7 points right there.

third, he is going to have to be fun to be around, he can get my brain thinking, for example he would come up with this:

a class called: we're not the only civilization on earth, so let's learn about the others


as a way to describe a class my sister is taking about cross-cultural communication or some junk like that. 5 points!

He would know how to compliment me. He would describe this blog as being:

documentaryesque, or a parody documentary. 6 points.

He would have to really love my sister, because if he was faking it, I would know, and that wouldn't be cool. 12 points.

He would have to be willing to hang out with me on occasion and show me around his hometown, no matter how large his hometown was. 3 points

He would also have to do things I want to do. 4 points

He would have to be loved by my family, not just my immediate family, but the extended family as well. 78 points.

He would look like this: 1 point



Lastly, the first time I find out about him, and get the chance to talk to him, he has to be willing to answer a bazillion questions that have no order or reason to them. 123 points.

That should total out to be a high number, and here is the scale for who i will let my sister marry:

0-80 nice try, check an internet chat room, i'm sure you'll find someone nice.

81-93 closer, maybe myspace or google images will work for you

94-127 now you're almost good enough, take some time and develop your talents, try again next year.

128-237 you are just about perfect, thank you for trying, I think American Idol is accepting applicants.

238-239 please retake test, maybe you missed a point or two by accident.

240! DING, DING, DING, we have a winner! Please log on to match.com and tell them you found a better way to find a soulmate, my quiz matches people better than any online dating service.